doggy talk

Dear Assholes with annoying pets,
I really can't stand it when you are on the phone with someone having a conversation and the person breaks into all out baby talk, cooing at their animals. Or worse yet, when they start barking orders like Go Potty Spot, while on the phone with you. It's like they act like these dogs are children. It's not cool. I don't think you're cool cause you have a dog and all this additional responsibility. Stop pretending you're a parent, realize you are a mid-twenty something kid and stop talking to your frickin dog while I am on the phone.
Your X Friend,
GatesyGirl